I hate my job. Have I ever told you? Sometimes I think that I'd like to go back to school and become something else. But if I do, I'd be, like, the oldest student there. I don't know that I could stand that embarrassment for four years.
I decided today to take a look at some college websites just to see what there is out there for me. I mean what could I do with what I already have a high school diploma, some minimum wage jobs while I was in school and customer service? Um, nothing.
What am I good at? Um, nothing. So I just took a look around.
I could be a teacher. I'd have summers off, but I'd have to talk in front of students, so that's out.
I could be an accountant. Some of them work from home. But, no, I'd risk running into Jack.
I could go into office administration, but I'd risk running into Elliot.
I'm bad with computers, so IT is out. I don't think I can string a coherent sentence together to save my life so journalism is out.
What can be done without any brains or embarrassment. Um, nothing.
OK, I'm done looking around.
I decided today to take a look at some college websites just to see what there is out there for me. I mean what could I do with what I already have a high school diploma, some minimum wage jobs while I was in school and customer service? Um, nothing.
What am I good at? Um, nothing. So I just took a look around.
I could be a teacher. I'd have summers off, but I'd have to talk in front of students, so that's out.
I could be an accountant. Some of them work from home. But, no, I'd risk running into Jack.
I could go into office administration, but I'd risk running into Elliot.
I'm bad with computers, so IT is out. I don't think I can string a coherent sentence together to save my life so journalism is out.
What can be done without any brains or embarrassment. Um, nothing.
OK, I'm done looking around.
