The corporate singles mixer was this evening. All day at work I had been nervous but excited. I didn't know what to think. I guessed there would be a bunch of businessmen and attorneys and accountants. There would be successful men who weren't cheap and who were full of motivation.
I picked out a nice cocktail dress to wear, a purple dress with spaghetti straps. It has a bit of a low back so I wasn't able to wear a bra with it but I was able to use those paste on support things they sell in the lingerie departments. I had my nicest jewelry on and a stylish purse. The only thing that made me look poor is my car but none of the singles would see that so I was all set.
After work I changed in the bathroom and redid my makeup.
Off I went. I was one of the first people there but after a while more and more people streamed in. They served alcohol and hors d'oeuvres. I watched what I ate and what I drank because I wanted to make a good impression. I mingled. I felt confident. After a while music started.
I was talking to a guy named Jack who suggested we dance. He seemed very nice. He was accountant -- see, I knew I could meet some accountants -- who has trouble getting out and meeting women. Perfect. He was desperate.
After some slow classy songs the music got faster. I threw my arms up in the arm and got into the music. I started to notice people were staring at me. At first I thought it was my imagination but, no, they were staring at me.
Okay, an audience. I continued to dance. Finally, I saw Jack waving his hand in front of his chest. I didn't understand.
"Fran, your dress."
My dress? What was wrong with my dress? I glanced down and saw it. Oh, my God, my nipple had slipped out my dress and everyone saw it. Everyone!
I pushed my way past Jack and everyone else, grabbed my purse and left as quickly as I could. I'll never go back there again. They'd never look me in the eye.
I picked out a nice cocktail dress to wear, a purple dress with spaghetti straps. It has a bit of a low back so I wasn't able to wear a bra with it but I was able to use those paste on support things they sell in the lingerie departments. I had my nicest jewelry on and a stylish purse. The only thing that made me look poor is my car but none of the singles would see that so I was all set.
After work I changed in the bathroom and redid my makeup.
Off I went. I was one of the first people there but after a while more and more people streamed in. They served alcohol and hors d'oeuvres. I watched what I ate and what I drank because I wanted to make a good impression. I mingled. I felt confident. After a while music started.
I was talking to a guy named Jack who suggested we dance. He seemed very nice. He was accountant -- see, I knew I could meet some accountants -- who has trouble getting out and meeting women. Perfect. He was desperate.
After some slow classy songs the music got faster. I threw my arms up in the arm and got into the music. I started to notice people were staring at me. At first I thought it was my imagination but, no, they were staring at me.
Okay, an audience. I continued to dance. Finally, I saw Jack waving his hand in front of his chest. I didn't understand.
"Fran, your dress."
My dress? What was wrong with my dress? I glanced down and saw it. Oh, my God, my nipple had slipped out my dress and everyone saw it. Everyone!
I pushed my way past Jack and everyone else, grabbed my purse and left as quickly as I could. I'll never go back there again. They'd never look me in the eye.
Awe Fran. It is okay. Sorry, you had to go through that.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Dana.
Delete--- Fran