Monday, September 3, 2012

Birthday-Zilla

I woke up feeling achy and sore.  When I got out of bed, my back was bend over and it took me a while to straighten myself out.  There was something wet on my leg.  Had I peed myself?

I was wearing a nightgown that looked like it was out of Little House on the Prairie.  Funny, I hadn't remembered putting it on last night.  I tried to see what time it was but my vision was blurry.  What had happened last night?

I realized what the day was.  It was my birthday -- my 30th birthday.  No wonder I felt so bad.  I had probably gone out drinking last night. 

I put on my slippers and thought they didn't quite fit.  My toenails seem to be hitting the front of the slipper.

Slowly and in pain I made my way to the bathroon and switched on the light.  I looked in the mirror. My hair was gray and my face was wrinkled.  I looked like I was 100 years old. 

I screamed and fire came out of my mouth setting the room on fire.  I kicked off my slippers.  My toenails were claws.  I screamed again more fire.  Everytime I screamed, fire.  The building was burning down.  I started clawing at walls.

Then it woke up.  It was all a nightmare.  I started breathing heavily, thankful it was all a dream. At least my birthday hadn't arrived yet.

4 comments:

  1. Cute Story. We all have those nightmares every once in a while. I turn 55 next year, there may be a funny story coming out of me yet. I am following from Book of LouLou #FollowFriday.
    Debi @ Adorned From Above

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  2. ROFL ... 30 is the new 20 like 40 is the new 30 :) Keep that in mind before bed and you'll have sweet dreams. Your posts are so good, Melina. To the point and full of surprises.

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