When I got here, I had to buy a parka. Now I'm leaving here and I want to get rid of the parka, but how? I'm afraid I'm going to have to pay for extra baggage if I bring this thing along but I want my money back. At least some of my money, any of my money.
But who is going to want to buy a parka in the middle of Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport? But I don't want it.
Please, please, if you are reading this, buy my parka. I need to the money to buy something that really matters.
I'll even trade the parka for something else. Anyone care to trade?