I can't tell you how many times I've disinfected my living room after Jessica's product party. I still feel dirty sitting in there.
I offered to babysit today so Jessica could go look for a real job. I helped her pick out a dress and did her makeup. She looked very professional. I know she has plans to apply to a few places in person and go down to the unemployment office for advice. Good luck there, but I didn't tell her that.
Mackenzie has been crying the entire time she's been gone. I don't know what to do. I don't babysit, she doesn't get a real job. I do babysit and I'm stuck with a baby.
I've changed her and fed her. She's in her crib now. Crying. I'm guessing she misses her mother. Can a baby miss her mother?
Maybe she could use some chocolate milk. All kids like chocolate milk, right? I'll have to look that up online.
I just hope Jessica is having some luck.